Funny "Side Effects"
Please enjoy our list of “Side Effects" as we believe everything has a happy side!
Reported Side Effects include:
Sudden refinement and social charm
The ability to speak French, open pickle jars and discuss the novels of Ayn Rand
Electrical know-how and public burp suppression
Improved nine iron game and one handed bra removal
Finger agility and extreme honesty especially when sending messages to exes
If limited dancing skills avoid extreme dances such as Lambada, Russian
Trepak (dare you) and the Argentinian Tango.
If not properly trained avoid singing Opera, Gospel and/or Heavy Metal music.
Warnings and Precautions
Not recommended for those with high risk of excessive tipping or hugging.