Please enjoy our list of “Side Effects" as we believe everything has a happy side!

Reported Side Effects include:

Sudden refinement and social charm
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The ability to speak French, open pickle jars and discuss the novels of Ayn Rand
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Electrical know-how and public burp suppression
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Improved nine iron game and one handed bra removal
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Finger agility and extreme honesty especially when sending messages to exes

Contraindications:
If limited dancing skills avoid extreme dances such as Lambada, Russian
Trepak (dare you) and the Argentinian Tango.
If not properly trained avoid singing Opera, Gospel and/or Heavy Metal music.

Warnings and Precautions  

Not recommended for those with high risk of excessive tipping or hugging.